The Girls of TittySlap!
"The Voodoo Priestess"
From the darkest swamps of Louisiana
saunters Kitty the Voodoo Priestess of the bayou. With a bloodline decent
directly from the infamous "Madame Louver", Miss Kitty yields
all of the darkest of Voodoo Magic while facing her opponents. The wild
streets of New Orleans have nothing on this sexy Cajun Temptress. She
is sure to put a spell on you if your're not careful.
Melissa Bang Bang
In the chest of Melissa
Bang Bang beats the heart of a true warrior. This Indian Princess was
born for the Heat of Battle. Off the trampoline she is every bit the princess,
stately and graceful, but once she faces her nemesis her fighting spirit
shines bright! Even while scalping her enemy, you can't help but notice
how hot she is... if you see her teepee rockin', by all means please come
"The Nature Scout"
How this sweet nature
scout found herself in the middle of "TittySlap" we'll never
know! Kelsey will have to use all her scouting know-how to fight her way
through the other girls. Hopefully this little nature hottie will earn
herself a Tittyslap merit badge and the "Tittyslap" championship
before it's done. Somewhere between helping old ladies across the street
and selling cookies door to door she found time to slap some titties.
"Punk Rock Rebel"
Vomit doesn't give a fuck. She's a tattooed wild card, hard fighting,
hard liquor drinking, titty-slapping machine! She's the punk rock powerhouse
you've always dreamed of but weren't man enough to approach. She loves
the ultra-violence she dishes out to the girls who are unfortunate enough
to face her. Never mind the bullocks, here's Becky Vomit!
Miss B. Havin
Miss B. Havin was
raised on the unforgiving streets of the city, but she proved to be the
tougher of the two! This urban wild child will beat down any bitch that
steps to her. That's what makes her perfect for the Tittyslap arena. The
right amount of sexy woman mixed with street smart ass-kicking... she
represents Big Titty Slap Style!
Buxom Blonde Bombshell always gets exactly what she wants, and what she
wants is to take apart her opponents on the Titty Slap Trampoline! Don't
Let her fool you though... she is every ounce the demanding diva constantly
surrounded by her entourage and hounded by her TittySlap Fans.
P.O. Box 1077
Havertown, PA 19088
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