I'm sure every Sunday as you leave Fluid and stumble down those treacherous stairs you wonder, "Why in the hell did I end up here agan?" Well, it's because you love us, of course!!

Fast Cheap and Out of Control is a family of freaks and perverts like yourself. We work hard to provide kick-ass music, scandalous entertainment, and an outlet for all of your pent up desires! We are committed to making Fast Cheap a loyal family of ner-do-wells bound by a love for alcohol, an acceptance of others, and the need to be dirty!

Your host: Psydde Delicious
Music: Psydde Delicious / Friggster
Fast Cheap Dancer: Melissa Bang Bang
Fast Cheap Dancer: LuLu Lollipop
Fast Cheap Dancer: Stephanie
Fast Cheap Dancer: Kurtis
Fast Cheap Dancer: Katie Kill
Fast Cheap Dancer: Key
Behind the bar: Lori / Matt / Shakey
At the door: Dennis
Lights / Opening Set: Trans-Am

Click here to see our birthday list...
be sure to come bearing gifts!!